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If you refuse to be made straight when you are green, you will not...
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Look not mournfully into the Past. It comes not back again. Wisely improve the...
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America is a large friendly dog in a small room. Every time it wags...
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When I heard that trees grow a new ‘ring’ for each year they live,...