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If only it was as easy to banish hunger by rubbing the belly as...
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Humor is the great thing, the saving thing. The minute it crops up, all...
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No man has a good enough memory to be a sucessful liar.
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On the heights, all paths are paved with daggers.
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The more you know, the less you understand.
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Good teaching is one-fourth preparation and three-fourths theater.
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Clever people master life; the wise illuminate it and create fresh difficulties.
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An American is a man with two arms and four wheels.
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A democracy is two wolves and a small lamb voting on what to have...
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In order to form an immaculate member of a flock of sheep one must,...