Quote #10417
Go tell the Spartans, Passerby, That here, obedient to their laws, We lie.
Quote #21669
Money is like manure. You have to spread it around or it smells.
Quote #289
If you are going to do something wrong at least enjoy it.
Quote #1173
Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, and a dark...
Quote #34446
Cowardice asks Is it safe Expediency asks Is it politic But Conscience asks Is...
Quote #22916
Our heritage and ideals, our code and standards — the things we live by...
Quote #18528
‘At this festive season of the year, Mr Scrooge,’ said the gentleman, taking up...
Quote #20540
The leading cause of death among fashion models is falling through street grates.
Quote #13434
Interestingly, according to modern astronomers, space is finite. This is a very comforting thought...
Quote #19793
Any two philosophers can tell each other all they know in two hours.