Quote #1844
God must hate common people, because he made them so common.
Quote #2453
There is no way to happiness, happiness is the way.
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Usenet isn’t a right. It’s a right, a left, and a swift uppercut to...
Quote #20654
The only truly affluent are those who do not want more than they have.
Quote #19227
Press any key… no, no, no, NOT THAT ONE
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The freedom of the city is not negotiable. We cannot negotiate with those who...
Quote #32590
Let him who desires peace prepare for war.
Quote #17013
Engineers like to solve problems. If there are no problems handily available, they will...
Quote #30138
Childhood is that wonderful time when all you need to do to lose weight...
Quote #27764
If wrinkles must be written upon your brows, let them not be written upon...