Quote #10329
Bisexuality automatically doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.
Quote #2950
Death: To stop sinning suddenly.
Quote #29669
There is no more lovely, friendly, and charming relationship, communion, or company than a...
Quote #22782
Man is a credulous animal, and must believe something in the absence of good...
Quote #8323
Hell is full of musical amateurs: music is the brandy of the damned.
Quote #5692
There is no nonsense so gross that society will not, at some time, make...
Quote #2458
Noah must have taken into the Ark two taxes, one male and one female....
Quote #24463
As they use to say, spick and span new.
Quote #5398
If they give you ruled paper, write the other way.
Quote #27440
Statistics The only science that enables different experts using the same figures to draw...