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There is not one female comic who was beautiful as a little girl.
Quote #5985
What you cannot enforce, do not command.
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Understand that the right to choose your own path is a sacred privilege. Use...
Quote #306
If you talk to God, you are praying. If God talks to you, you...
Quote #18952
Cleanliness and order are not matters of instinct they are matters of education, and...
Quote #16527
I don’t believe in an afterlife, so I don’t have to spend my whole...
Quote #2293
Holidays are an expensive trial of strength. The only satisfaction comes from survival.
Quote #4293
Words are the physicians of the mind diseased.
Quote #11530
The oppressed are allowed once every few years to decide which particular representatives of...
Quote #2789
Home life as we understand it is no more natural to us than a...