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A diet is when you watch what you eat and wish you could eat...
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There is nothing remarkable about it, all one has to do is hit the...
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Rich bachelors should be heavily taxed. It is not fair that some men should...
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There is plenty of courage among us for the abstract, but not for the...
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Appetizers are the little things you keep eating until you lose your appetite.
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I do not propose to write an ode to dejection, but to brag as...
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Women and cats do as they damned well please, and men and dogs had...
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Frankly, I think the chances of having a happy childhood while you’re still a...
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Art is like baby shoes. When you coat them with gold, they can no...