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Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance
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Patriotism is the willingness to kill and be killed for trivial reasons.
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Television has done much for psychiatry by spreading information about it, as well as...
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A slipping gear in your M203 grenade launcher can cause it to fire when...
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What happens to the hole when the cheese is gone?
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If our religion only proclaims a high standard of ethics, then our religion is...
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Education begins a gentleman, conversation completes him.
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God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board
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I’m too shy to express my sexual needs except over the phone to people...
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Instead of comparing our lot with that of those who are more fortunate than...