Quote #25290
Conceit is God’s gift to little men.
Quote #16438
It is inaccurate to say that I hate everything. I am strongly in favor...
Quote #10919
Speech is conveniently located midway between thought and action, where it often substitutes for...
Quote #24558
Friends are generally of the same sex, for when men and women agree, it...
Quote #8830
No man ever believes that the Bible means what it says: He is always...
Quote #217
It is always the best policy to tell the truth, unless, of course, you...
Quote #11803
The world is my lobster.
Quote #20324
Rev. Brown If lovin’ the lord is wrong, I don’t want to be right.
Quote #16366
The whole drift of my education goes to persuade me that the world of...
Quote #10802
Do what nobody else can do for you. Omit to do anything else.