Quote #3601
We should have had socialism already, but for the socialists.
Quote #18108
Faith is the bird that feels the light when the dawn is still dark.
Quote #5733
I paint objects as I think them, not as I see them.
Quote #11589
The universe is full of magical things, patiently waiting for our wits to grow...
Quote #15098
Those who cannot tell what they desire or expect, still sigh and struggle with...
Quote #25144
There is not one in a hundred of either sex who is not taken...
Quote #5691
To be a book-collector is to combine the worst characteristics of a dope fiend...
Quote #29813
Readers are plentiful thinkers are rare.
Quote #22040
Women want medicore men. and men are working hard to become as medicore as...
Quote #9873
Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...