Quote #18318
It is impossible to experience one’s death objectively and still carry a tune.
Quote #2299
In California everyone goes to a therapist, is a therapist, or is a therapist...
Quote #564
I fear nothing so much as a man who is witty all day long.
Quote #14553
Music with dinner is an insult both to the cook and the violinist.
Quote #2090
Dying is easy. Comedy is difficult.
Quote #29513
Life is too serious to be taken seriously.
Quote #10807
Hatred is toxic waste in the river of life.
Quote #4459
Never has a man who has bent himself been able to make others straight.
Quote #29947
The aim of public education is not to spread enlightenment at all it is...
Quote #1459
It is in his pleasure that a man really lives; it is from his...