Quote #17676
The female of the species is more deadly than the male.
Quote #1264
Whenever we read the obscene stories, the voluptuous debaucheries, the cruel and torturous executions,...
Quote #2475
My toughest fight was with my first wife.
Quote #11589
The universe is full of magical things, patiently waiting for our wits to grow...
Quote #10629
To keep the heart unwrinkled, to be hopeful, kindly, cheerful, reverent – that is...
Quote #11780
Sacred cows make the best hamburgers.
Quote #16102
When all is summed up, a man never speaks of himself without loss; his...
Quote #8210
It is necessary to work, if not from inclination, at least from despair. Everything...
Quote #1301
There smites nothing so sharp, nor smelleth so sour as shame.
Quote #21379
Once the realization is accepted that even between the closest human beings infinite distances...