Quote #22114
Work saves us from three great evils boredom, vice and need.
Quote #12835
Honesty is probably the sexiest thing a man can give to a woman.
Quote #264
Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who would want to live in an institution.
Quote #17720
You must not think me necessarily foolish because I am facetious, nor will I...
Quote #11102
There is no feeling, except the extremes of fear and grief, that does not...
Quote #25204
I want to find a voracious, small-minded predator and name it after the IRS.
Quote #17949
Even when laws have been written down, they ought not always to remain unaltered.
Quote #242
Life is what happens while you are making other plans.
Quote #6919
To sway an audience, you must watch them as you speak.
Quote #22398
Eternity’s a terrible thought. I mean, where’s it all going to end