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The Stone Age came to an end not for a lack of stone, and...
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Cockroaches and socialites are the only things that can stay up all night and...
Quote #19317
I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
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A reputation once broken may possibly be repaired, but the world will always keep...
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It has just been twenty-three years since I began to wander. In the next...
Quote #19543
The bond that links your true family is not one of blood, but of...
Quote #4203
My Karma ran over your dogma.
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You can only protect your liberties in this world by protecting the other man’s...
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Man forgives woman anything save the wit to outwit him.
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To keep the fire burning brightly, there’s one easy rule keep the two logs...