Quote #17192
Be slow to fall into friendship but when thou art in, continue firm and...
Quote #5189
God gave us memory that we might have roses in December.
Quote #1839
There is one difference between a tax collector and a taxidermist- the taxidermist leaves...
Quote #5208
When you come to a fork in the road, take it.
Quote #22598
Thus have the gods spun the thread for wretched mortals that they live in...
Quote #28275
Laurie got offended that I used the word ‘puke.’ But to me, that’s what...
Quote #7974
The only thing worse than a battle lost is a battle won.
Quote #30890
Make sure to be in with your equals if you’re going to fall out...
Quote #2325
When I get smitten, I stay smut.
Quote #12657
Man is a wonderful creature; he sees through the layers of fat (eyes), hears...