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If you were a pirate, you know what would be the one thing that...
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I do not think much of a man who is not wiser today than...
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Sometimes I think the world has gone completely mad. And then I think, ‘Aw,...
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Someday we’ll look back on this moment and plow into a parked car.
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There is a difference between Moses and Paul. Moses was the great Law-giver to...
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Hell is a half-filled auditorium.
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The Joker Wait’ll they get a load of ME
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Ready tears are a sign of treachery, not of grief.
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Men are born to succeed, not to fail.
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Employ thy time well, if thou meanest to get leisure.