Quote #9873
Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
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One of the fondest expressions around is that we can’t be the world’s policeman....
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A waist is a terrible thing to mind.
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Once a newspaper touches a story, the facts are lost forever, even to the...
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Talking with you is sort of the conversational equivalent of an out of body...
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Lakes, rivers, streams…all are water and all travel to the same destination. So it...
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The very existence of flamethrowers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves,...
Quote #15888
Science is but the statement of truth found out.
Quote #4339
When love is in excess it brings a man nor honor nor any worthiness.
Quote #16936
Love is the essence of God.