Quote #7584
I am a firm believer in the people. If given the truth, they can...
Quote #23756
The whole object of comedy is to be yourself and the closer you get...
Quote #1948
Creator: a comedian whose audience is afraid to laugh.
Quote #491
The two most beautiful words in the English language are “check enclosed.’
Quote #26698
It’s off the leg and into the left field of Doug Radar.
Quote #568
The United States is a nation of laws: badly written and randomly enforced.
Quote #22540
You’re so goddamned concerned about the civilians, and I don’t give a damn. to...
Quote #3215
Success is a great deodorant.
Quote #29438
The art of drawing conclusions from experiments and observations consists in evaluating probabilities and...
Quote #22275
I think computer viruses should count as life. I think it says something about...