Quote #517
There is not one female comic who was beautiful as a little girl.
Quote #25350
In necessary things, unity in doubtful things, liberty in all things, charity.
Quote #6425
Nietzche started a nonsensical idea that men had once sought as good what we...
Quote #419
Humor is the first of the gifts to perish in a foreign tongue.
Quote #3694
Political language – and with variations this is true of all political parties, from...
Quote #19824
Life is a fatal complaint, and an eminently contagious one.
Quote #4957
I must be cruel, only to be kind:Thus bad begins, and worse remains behind.
Quote #1021
Skepticism is the chastity of the intellect, and it is shameful to surrender it...
Quote #11151
Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from a rigged demo.
Quote #26283
My rackets are run on strictly American lines and they’re going to stay that...