Quote #10222
About the time we think we can make ends meet, somebody moves the ends.
Quote #14501
Arithmetic is being able to count up to twenty without taking off your shoes.
Quote #18893
Many a man that couldn’t direct you to the drug store on the corner...
Quote #34920
Usually when people are sad, they don’t do anything. They just cry over their...
Quote #19623
You can make more friends in two months by becoming interested in other people...
Quote #3597
It is a capital mistake to theorize before one has data. Insensibly one begins...
Quote #27861
God is seated in the hearts of all.
Quote #26704
Jesus Alou is in the on-deck circus.
Quote #32402
Present your religion to a little child, set him in the midst of those...
Quote #6461
It requires a very unusual mind to undertake the analysis of the obvious.