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The man who follows the crowd will get no farther than the crowd. A...
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He who seldom speaks, and with one calm well-timed word can strike dumb the...
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On the road to Mandalay Where the flyin’ fishes play, An’ the dawn comes...
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Tomorrow I’ll think of some way . . . after all, tomorrow is another...
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I’ve come to believe that all my past failure and frustration were actually laying...
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Life is a sexually transmitted disease.
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As citizens of this democracy, you are the rulers and the ruled, the law-givers...
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He who confers a favor should at once forget it, if he is not...
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Here’s a good gag if you go swimming in a swamp and when you...
Quote #3366
My empty waterdish mocks me.