Quote #2446
There are times when parenthood seems nothing but feeding the mouth that bites you.
Quote #12763
God said: you must teach, as I taught, without a fee.
Quote #25254
They used to photograph Shirley Temple through gauze. They should photograph me through linoleum.
Quote #33468
Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance
Quote #15412
Sooner of later that which is now life shall be poetry, and every fair...
Quote #19862
E.L. Or if, uh, you’re too wasted to remember- it is not cheating. Because...
Quote #17877
Humor is the great thing, the saving thing. The minute it crops up, all...
Quote #12579
The idea is to die young as late as possible.
Quote #23135
When bad men combine, the good must associate else they will fall one by...
Quote #31303
People who know little are usually great talkers, while men who know much say...