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One only needs two tools in life: WD-40 to make things go, and duct...
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The downside to being better than everyone is that people seem to think you...
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Drop out of school before your mind rots from our mediocre educational system.
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The whole drift of my education goes to persuade me that the world of...
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Blessed is he who has has learned to laugh at himself for he shall...
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Storms make trees take deeper roots.
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I always tell people that I became a writer not because I went to...
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Thought: why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only for food:...
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It is a poor wit who lives by borrowing the words, decisions, inventions and...
Quote #20906
The devil hath power To assume a pleasing shape.