Quote #11429
Diplomacy is the art of letting someone else have your way.
Quote #33688
Veni, vidi, vici. I came, I saw, I conquered
Quote #806
Washington is a city of Southern efficiency and Northern charm.
Quote #17004
In the highest civilization, the book is still the highest delight. He who has...
Quote #3923
Behind the phony tinsel of Hollywood lies the real tinsel.
Quote #11292
An honest man is the noblest work of God.
Quote #30962
An ass is but an ass, though laden with gold.
Quote #16543
The only abnormality is the incapacity to love.
Quote #28949
Most comics make jokes to defend themselves against what they see as a hostile...
Quote #2532
Philosophy is to the real world as masturbation is to sex.