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Beware of the fury of the patient man.
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Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like...
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Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side,...
Quote #31081
The younger brother hath the more wit.
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All I really need to know about how to live and what to do...
Quote #31768
Politeness and consideration for others is like investing pennies and getting dollars back.
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The only mystery about the cat is why it ever decided to become a...
Quote #6667
Santa Claus has the right idea; visit people once a year.
Quote #11191
A good son makes a good husband.
Quote #25792
The surest way to remain poor is to be honest.