Quote #24843
It’s hard to create humor because of the unfair competition from the real world.
Quote #29882
We were lost and dead in sin. We were by nature objects of God’s...
Quote #26028
Don’t ever sell mankind short by saying there’s anything they can’t do.
Quote #24463
As they use to say, spick and span new.
Quote #26039
Don’t say you don’t have enough time. You have exactly the same number of...
Quote #32721
A laugh is a smile that bursts.
Quote #21937
Be more concerned with your character than your reputation, because your character is what...
Quote #14925
It is funny about life: if you refuse to accept anything but the very...
Quote #18785
I existed from all eternity and, behold, I am here and I shall exist...
Quote #13698
Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation leans on the doorbell.