Quote #13519
The problem with political jokes is they get elected.
Quote #540
No nice men are good at getting taxis.
Quote #10497
Sex is a part of nature. I go along with nature.
Quote #824
I have found the best way to give advice to your children is to...
Quote #28621
All if flux, nothing stays still.
Quote #1268
A mind once stretched by a new idea never regains its original dimension.
Quote #22139
A child understands fear, and the hurt and hate it brings.
Quote #24598
One man alone can be pretty dumb sometimes, but for real bona fide stupidity,...
Quote #28960
Happiness grows at our own firesides, and is not to be picked in stranger’s...
Quote #28574
The enemy is anybody who’s going to get you killed, no matter which side...