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It is inaccurate to say I hate everything. I am strongly in favor of...
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Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamp-post...
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Food is our common ground, a universal experience.
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He is not drowning His sheep when He washeth them, nor killing them when...
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Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
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I believe that unarmed truth and unconditional love will have the final word in...
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Having something to say is overrated.
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You always pass failure on the way to success.
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We do not write because we want to; we write because we have to.