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You cannot be mad at somebody who makes you laugh – it’s as simple...
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My father was often angry when I was most like him.
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If you’re at a Thanksgiving dinner, but you don’t like the stuffing or the...
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The Stone Age came to an end not for a lack of stone, and...
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He that will believe only what he can fully comprehend must have a long...
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I’m not worried about the bullet with my name on it… just the thousands...
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An educated man … is thoroughly inoculated against humbug, thinks for himself and tries...
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If you make ships in a bottle, I bet the thing that really makes...
Quote #32493
Don’t use a big word where a diminutive one will suffice.
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Jacoby I’m gonna teach you the meaning of pain. Elizabeth You like pain Try...