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I just wish we knew a little less about his urethra and a little...
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The penalty of success is to be bored by the attentions of people who...
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Many complain of their memory, few of their judgment.
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The most painful death in all the world is the death of a child....
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Humor is a rubber sword–it allows you to make a point without drawing blood.
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Justice is the truth in action.
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Don’t gamble take all your savings and buy some good stock and hold it...
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Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same
Quote #22415
I have never been hurt by anything I didn’t say.