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To be persuasive, we must be believable; to be believable we must be credible;...
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Beware the ides of March.
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Small deeds done are better than great deeds planned.
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Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
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I don’t believe anything. I only know some things to a greater degree of...
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A lifetime of happiness No man alive could bear it it would be hell...
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Government, even in its best state, is but a necessary evil in its worst...
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Certainly it is a world of scarcity. But the scarcity is not confined to...
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She did not talk to people as if they were strange hard shells she...
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We don’t know who we are until we see what we can do.