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My girlfriend sleeps in a queen-sized bed and I sleep in a court jester-sized...
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If we say a little it is easy to add, but having said too...
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To be great is to be misunderstood.
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When you were quite a little boy, somebody ought to have said “hush’ just...
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No one wants advice — only corroboration.
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An expert gossiper knows how much to leave out of a conversation
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There are three things which the superior man guards against. In youth…lust. When he...
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Do not put your spoon into the pot which does not boil for you.
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Better be quarreling than lonesome.
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Last night somebody broke into my apartment and replaced everything with exact duplicates… When...