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We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the...
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Should I marry W. Not if she won’t tell me the other letters in...
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Inanimate objects are classified scientifically into three major categories — those that don’t work,...
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All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence; then success is sure.
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The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies;...
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Pride, like laudanun and other poisonous medicines, is beneficial in small, though injurious in...
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A likely impossibility is always preferable to an unconvincing possibility.
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Failure I never encountered it. All I ever met were temporary setbacks.
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I call a fig a fig, a spade a spade.
Quote #15523
If a cluttered desk is a sign of a cluttered mind, just what does...