Quote #259
Death is a very dull, dreary affair, and my advice to you is to...
Quote #16048
Nine-tenths of wisdom consists in being wise in time.
Quote #23113
Don’t think of retiring from the world until the world will be sorry that...
Quote #14911
Every man is like the company he is wont to keep.
Quote #21963
Whenever you are asked if you can do a job, tell ‘em, ‘Certainly I...
Quote #21074
If we couldn’t laugh, we would all go insane.
Quote #1491
Things are seldom what they seem, skim milk masquerades as cream.
Quote #16882
They say the cows laid out Boston. Well, there are worse surveyors.
Quote #21780
Give me a kiss, and to that kiss a score Then to that twenty,...
Quote #665
An economist is a man who states the obvious in terms of the incomprehensible.