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I have glorified thee on the earth I have finished the work which thou...
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Comedy is allied to justice.
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Anything too stupid to be said is sung.
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Marriage is like signing a 356-page contract without knowing what’s in it.
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The best way not to have people in your way is to let them...
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We must all obey the great law of change. It is the most powerful...
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Life was simple before World War II. After that, we had systems.
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We have scarcely gotten home … when our children’s sneezes greet us, skinned knees...