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The superior man is satisfied and composed the mean man is always full of...
Quote #3371
This is quite a three-pipe problem.
Quote #4914
A horse! a horse! my kingdom for a horse!
Quote #9957
Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
Quote #33441
A weapon is a device for making your enemy change his mind.
Quote #25437
Having once decided to achieve a certain task, achieve it at all costs of...
Quote #21032
No act of kindness, no matter how small, is ever wasted.
Quote #25921
There’s no fool like an old fool — you can’t beat experience.
Quote #23715
A woman can forgive a man for the harm he does her…but she can...
Quote #31132
Courage consists not in blindly overlooking danger, but in seeing it, and conquering it.