Quote #24404
Death is the only inescapable, unavoidable, sure thing. We are sentenced to die the...
Quote #3278
Marriage is a bargain, and somebody has to get the worst of the bargain.
Quote #34679
A raise is like a martini it elevates the spirit, but only temporarily.
Quote #15625
When we are unable to find tranquillity within ourselves, it is useless to seek...
Quote #2300
Bore: a man who is never unintentionally rude.
Quote #31130
Recollection is the only paradise from which we cannot be turned out.
Quote #31046
I base my fashion taste on what doesn’t itch.
Quote #32203
Never do things others can do and will do if there are things others...
Quote #22574
A multitude of rulers is not a good thing. Let there be one ruler,...
Quote #25041
The only thing I like about rich people is their money.