Quote #32943
Remember, Ginger Rogers did everything Fred Astaire did, but she did it backwards and...
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It’s not the hours you put in your work that counts, it’s the work...
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Heavier-than-air flying machines are impossible.
Quote #15069
Genius is childhood recaptured.
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Is there a rehab center for Coke drinkers? I drink six to eight cans...
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There are many methods for predicting the future. For example, you can read horoscopes,...
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The truth is so precious that she must be surrounded by a bodyguard of...
Quote #19181
Error reading FAT record. Try the SKINNY one (YN)
Quote #19793
Any two philosophers can tell each other all they know in two hours.
Quote #2090
Dying is easy. Comedy is difficult.