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If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what...
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I’ve had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn’t it.
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I have long considered it one of God’s greatest mercies that the future is...
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Nothing would be more tiresome than eating and drinking if God had not made...
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Cheerfulness in most cheerful people is the rich and satisfying result of strenuous discipline.
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Like jewels in a crown, the precious stones glittered in the queen’s round metal...
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The woman who cannot tell a lie in defense of her husband is unworthy...
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Anyone can be passionate, but it takes real lovers to be silly.
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The people of the South have rejected the constitutional amendment, and therefore we will...
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Suburbia is where the developer bulldozes out the trees, then names the streets after...