Quote #6067
Humor is always based on a modicum of truth. Have you ever heard a...
Quote #4951
The devil hath power To assume a pleasing shape.
Quote #14589
I want to find a voracious, small-minded predator and name it after the IRS.
Quote #9081
I tore myself away from the safe comfort of certainties through my love for...
Quote #19961
If men would consider not so much wherein they differ, as wherein they agree,...
Quote #20659
There is hardly any activity, any enterprise, which is started out with such tremendous...
Quote #2264
The genius of you Americans is that you never make clear-cut stupid moves, only...
Quote #15722
Praise in the beginning is agreeable enough; and we receive it as a favor;...
Quote #5696
We must learn to live together as brothers or perish together as fools.
Quote #6767
Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists;...