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My girlfriend sleeps in a queen-sized bed and I sleep in a court jester-sized...
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Pointing out the comic elements of a situation can bring a sense of proportion...
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Work is not man’s punishment. It is his reward and his strength and his...
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Our greatest glory is not in never falling, but in rising every time we...
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A special Providence protects fools, drunkards, small children and the United States of America.
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It is not the going out of port, but the coming in, that determines...
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If you have a brain in your head and feet in your shoes, you...
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That orgy of wishful thinking that has passed for logic in the present century.
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Humans are not proud of their ancestors, and rarely invite them round to dinner.
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It is common error to infer that things which are consecutive in order of...