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Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists;...
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The art of living is more like that of wrestling than of dancing the...
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I hate war as only a soldier who has lived it can, only as...
Quote #16998
Immortality. I notice that as soon as writers broach this question they begin to...
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Daylight follows a dark night.
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Men judge generally more by the eye than by the hand, for everyone can...
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He who would pass his declining years with honor and comfort, should, when young,...
Quote #25789
Few really believe. The most only believe that they believe or even make believe.
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It is easier to be a lover than a husband for the simple reason...
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Be careful what you pretend to be because you are what you pretend to...