Quote #14159
The trouble with jogging is that the ice falls out of your glass.
Quote #2643
One should always be in love. That is the reason one should never marry.
Quote #3954
Making duplicate copies and computer printouts of things no one wanted even one of...
Quote #33858
When you travel, remember that a foreign country is not designed to make you...
Quote #19204
What goes up must come down. Ask any system administrator.
Quote #27847
Losers visualize the penalties of failure. Winners visualize the rewards of success.
Quote #10065
Women are the glue that hold our day-to-day world together.
Quote #27439
America believes in education the average professor earns more money in a year than...
Quote #13118
If you put butter and salt on it, it tastes like salty butter.
Quote #21253
Clever people seem not to feel the natural pleasure of bewilderment, and are always...