Quote #15530
Money, which represents the prose of life, and which is hardly spoken of in...
Quote #6767
Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists;...
Quote #12037
If you tell a lie big enough and keep repeating it, people will eventually...
Quote #18448
If you once forfeit the confidence of your fellow citizens, you can never regain...
Quote #22461
Laws, like the spider’s webs, catch the flies and let the hawk go free.
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‘T is better to be lowly born, And range with humble livers in content,...
Quote #27262
Each happiness of yesterday is a memory for tomorrow.
Quote #3934
Arguments are to be avoided; they are always vulgar and often convincing.
Quote #27652
Anyone can be passionate, but it takes real lovers to be silly.
Quote #13519
The problem with political jokes is they get elected.