Quote #13965
The future is much like the present, only longer.
Quote #30430
There’s many a bestseller that could have been prevented by a good teacher.
Quote #22837
The incestuous relationship between government and big business thrives in the dark.
Quote #25347
No one becomes forty without incredulity and a sense of outrage.
Quote #18505
Man’s chiefest treasure is a sparing tongue.
Quote #32692
I always wanted to be somebody, but I should have been more specific.
Quote #33033
The world is a funny paper read backwards. And that way it isn’t so...
Quote #10329
Bisexuality automatically doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.
Quote #3160
Who begins too much accomplishes little.
Quote #11635
Government is like a baby. An alimentary canal with a big appetite at one...