Quote #9524
I can live two months on a good compliment.
Quote #1361
What may be done at any time will be done at no time.
Quote #528
I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them.
Quote #1487
A censor is a man who knows more than he thinks you ought to.
Quote #30223
A little inaccuracy sometimes saves tons of explanation.
Quote #14808
For whereas the mind works in possibilities, the intuitions work in actualities, and what...
Quote #3481
No trumpets sound when the important decisions of our life are made. Destiny is...
Quote #28651
There are people who can talk sensibly about a controversial issue they’re called humorists.
Quote #14805
There is nothing capricious in nature and the implanting of a desire indicates that...
Quote #12867
The crisis of today is the joke of tomorrow.