Quote #19512
Work is a necessity for man. Man invented the alarm clock.
Quote #3168
All professions are conspiracies against the laity.
Quote #30468
Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost...
Quote #21272
For target shooting, that’s okay. Get a license and go to the range. For...
Quote #34586
EVERY path may lead you to God, even the weird ones. Most of us...
Quote #2751
The world is proof that God is a committee.
Quote #3121
Nobody said it was going to be easy, and nobody was right.
Quote #17067
Only that which makes you feel bad after doing is immoral.
Quote #14092
Why not seize the pleasure at once, how often is happiness destroyed by preparation,...
Quote #29821
Don’t look now, but there’s one too many in this room and I think...