Quote #9454
I have spent most of my time worrying about thigs that have never happened.
Quote #2090
Dying is easy. Comedy is difficult.
Quote #27951
We challenge each other to be funnier and smarter.
Quote #11356
Better be quarrelling than lonesome.
Quote #4864
Home-keeping youth have ever homely wits.
Quote #332
I believe in God, only I spell it Nature.
Quote #7494
If our democracy is to flourish, it must have criticism; if our government is...
Quote #2314
Reading musses up my mind.
Quote #13205
Greatness is more than potential. It is the execution of that potential. Beyond the...
Quote #16568
If it keeps up, man will atrophy all his limbs but the push-button finger.