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Democracy is the name we give the people whenever we need them.
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When a friend is in trouble, don’t annoy him by asking if there is...
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No animal should ever jump up on the dining-room furniture unless absolutely certain that...
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English is the easiest language to speak badly.
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This is Chris-in-the-Morning with the weather and time–24 hours later than it was yesterday...
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If I had to live my life over again, I would have a different...
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Mike Caldwell, the Padres’ right-handed southpaw, will pitch tonight.
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When all is summed up, a man never speaks of himself without loss; his...
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Any piece of clothing can be sexy with a quietly passionate woman inside it.
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Love is only half the illusion the lover, but not his love, is deceived.