Quote #6086
He wrapped himself in quotations- as a beggar would enfold himself in the purple...
Quote #27228
Success isn’t permanent, and failure isn’t fatal.
Quote #31622
There are too many books I haven’t read, too many places I haven’t seen,...
Quote #20685
This I conceive to be the chemical function of humor to change the character...
Quote #17873
Cauliflower is nothing but Cabbage with a College Education.
Quote #14521
There is nothing so absurd but some philosopher has said it.
Quote #17819
Kindness is a language which the deaf can hear, and the blind can read.
Quote #9708
Just what is it that America stands for? If she stands for one thing...
Quote #281
The optimist thinks this is the best of all possible worlds. The pessimist fears...
Quote #3056
The impotence of God is infinite.